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Swing Sets
Your kids want a big swing set?
Buy one at the store and go crazy assembling it!
And your set will be made of cedar. CEDAR SUCKS!
Or let me BUILD you a new set. I use Pressure Treated lumber.
My sets are ROCK SOLID!
Your kids will be the envy of the neighborhood.
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TV Wall Mounts!
This is one job that you gotta do RIGHT!
Do it wrong, and your TV could be crooked. It might even end up on the floor!
Click on the right for some shopping tips.
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Ceiling Fans!
One over your bed is the BEST!
One in your bathroom is good when you're damp!
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Gutter Fillers!
Cheaper and Better than Gutter Helmet!
Leaves, helicopters, and pine needles cannot get into your gutter if
your gutters are already full! They just lie on top, dry up, and blow
away.
Includes cleaning your gutters One Last Time!
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Gazebos
Time for our winter take-down service.
Take down your gazebo or Mother Nature will do it for you!
Only the canvas and the screens come down. The frame stays up.
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My Shed Philosophy
What? There's a philosophy on sheds? You bet your sweet bippy there is!
I can assemble any shed you can buy at any store...
IF you let me
build it on a Solid Floor!
NEVER assemble a shed right on the ground!
Most floor Kits are NOT good enough!
OR, I can BUILD you MY shed!
It's Bigger, Better, and CHEAPER!
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Let me build you this SOLID Floor!
Then I can assemble your shed,
or leave that to you.
CLICK HERE!
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Or Let Me Build MY Shed!
CLICK HERE!
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You Can't Sell Your Home?
It's not the mortgage mess, and it's not the economy. That's part of
it, of course, but that can't be all of it. You see other houses moving.
Why not yours?
I know WHY. I can TELL you why...
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ASSEMBLIES
Curb Appeal
You've gotten so used to that old mailbox that
you don't even see the rust anymore. Hey, it works. It's just a
mailbox.
But your guests see it. Don't think they don't, just because they don't
tell you about it.
What about your railings? Basketball hoop? House numbers?
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Look at these overgrown bushes. I bet the rooms
are gloomy.
I can cut these bushes off at the ground (no need to pull the roots),
bundle them up for your trash, plant new smaller bushes, and spread some
mulch.
For less than $100 you can have brighter rooms, more air on breezy
days, and a more attractive house.
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Storage
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Nobody EVER has enough storage!
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I can install new closet
organizers. Get more stuff into the same closet, and keep your things
neater, too.
You can't yell at your kids for a messy room if there's no place for
them to put
their stuff.
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Gain attic access. How much
storage space are you wasting because of that small trap door they gave
you. I bet it's in a closet, above a shelf, right? You may not need to
go as far as folding stairs. A bigger trap door in a hallway might be
enough. Use your stepladder to get in.
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Assemble a new back yard shed. If you don't like my "Bigger, Better, and
CHEAPER shed (CLICK
HERE), I can assemble a vinyl or metal shed. If you're trying to sell
your home, these are GREAT! Hide your junk, then take this shed with you
when you move.
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I can install shelving, hooks, and organizers in your
basement and garage.
I can build you a shelf that hangs from your ceiling over your car's
hood!
I CAN GET YOUR CAR BACK IN YOUR GARAGE WHERE IT BELONGS!
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ODD JOBS
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If you need any of these, or if any of these remind you of anything else,
give me a call.
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Interior Doors
- Install new lever-style door knobs.
- Plane doors that stick.
- Align a door so the latch snaps into the striker plate.
- Cut door bottoms after new carpet is installed.
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Exterior Doors
- Install a new door closer.
- Change your locks. Get new doorknobs and deadbolts, front and rear, all with the same key.
- Fix your door bell.
- Install a peep hole. P.S., Did you know there's a song about peep holes?
"Peep hole...
Peep hole who need peep hole...
Are the luckiest peep hole in the world"
;-)
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Garage Doors
- Replace a broken spring.
- Repair a broken window.
- Adjust a garage door opener.
- Install a new opener.
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Laundry
- Hookup a washer and a dryer.
- Install a dryer vent.
- Replace the heater element in an electric dryer.
Dryer Vents!
You think your dryer is getting old because it's taking longer to dry a
load than it used to. But that's not the problem! A new dryer will
take too long too!
The problem is your dryer vent, which is clogged like a bad
artery.
Save money! AVOID A FIRE! I will clean your dryer vent!
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Kitchen
- Install a space-saving under-cabinet microwave, can opener, or radio.
- Install an ice maker in your fridge.
- Reverse your fridge doors.
- Install or replace a dishwasher.
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Bath
Does your bathroom look like this? Some bathroom remodelers charge
$10,000 for a complete remodel.
But it's not too hard to replace that sink! Imagine a vanity that hides
those pipes and gives you a place to put things.
Imagine a bigger medicine chest that is not rusty!
Imagine an outlet where you can plug something in!
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Safety
- Install grab bars.
- Install a second handrail. Dual handrails are amazing.
- Child-proof your home.
- Child-proof Grandma's house, too.
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Decorating
- Install mini blinds and vertical blinds.
- Install curtain rods.
- Remove wall paper.
- Paint.
- Hang pictures and shelves.
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Finishing Touches
- Install a pet door to your basement.
- Install a suspended grid ceiling.
- Replace stained panels in an existing grid ceiling.
- Match a missing piece of baseboard.
- Cut up an old swing set for removal.
- Build railings on your outdoor steps.
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Repairs
- Fix crooked cabinet doors and doors that won't stay closed.
- Replace bad drawer guides.
- Repair holes in your drywall.
- Caulk around your tub.
- I can adjust bi-fold doors so they open and close smoothly.
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Maintenance
- Power washing can remove green moss from bricks and cement.
- Lawn mowing.
- Snow blowing.
- Leaf blowing.
- Gutter and downspout cleaning.
- Gutter guards installed.
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Anything Else
If you don't see it here, ask.
If you have any half-finished jobs that aren't getting finished, ask.
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