Low Prices Were Born Here, And Raised Elsewhere!

I Build ROCK SOLID Swing Sets!

My Sets Cost About The Same As Store-Bought Sets,

BUT MINE ARE DELIVERED! 

AND ASSEMBLED!

AND ROCK SOLID! 

CEDAR SUCKS!

Don't buy a swingset kit made of cedar. They are very light, for shipping purposes, so they can be very flimsy. The wood is so soft and thin that it can split. Go to a store's web site and read the reviews. Screws can pull out. 

And why do they tell you to stain it every year? Where does all that old stain go? Just check your kids' pants! 

PROOF That Cedar Sucks!

Go to craigslist, and search for swing sets for sale.

Notice that nobody EVER sells a used cedar swing set that was originally sold as a kit! Once in a while you will see a small set intended for 3-year olds. You see people selling sets with metal legs for the same reason: The kids outgrew it. YOUR kids might grow too!

All you see are huge sets made of pressure treated lumber. And they all say "you must haul away". These sets are too big and heavy for you to haul away. What does that tell you? Wouldn't you want your kids climbing on a swing set that's big and heavy???

Toys-R-Us sells dozens of different kits. They must sell dozens of each model every year. What happened to them all? Are they worthless after five or ten years? Do people just cut them up and throw them in the trash? You DO see people selling just the slides, rocket gliders, and tire swings. Why aren't they selling the entire set?

If you COULD haul away one of those huge swing sets, would you? 

There's more life left in a ten-year old pressure treated set than there is in a brand new cedar kit.

Don't buy a cedar kit.

Don't buy a used ten-year old set that you have to haul home.

Let me build you a brand new set using pressure treated lumber.

Don't buy a swing set that YOU have to assemble! You have to haul it home, or you have to pay for delivery. Then you have to assemble it! You will save some money, but you'll spend that money on Tylenol, bourbon, and marriage counseling. Don't believe me? Read the customer reviews. It takes two hours just to open the boxes! None of the pieces are labeled! 

Don't buy a play set and hire an installer to install it! Even if he does a perfect job, you will still end up with a cedar set that will not last. If you decide to go this route, at least promise me you will check his insurance. 

Don't buy a playset that has a sandbox. A sand box is great, until cats start using it at night. If you want a sandbox, get one with a lid. I provide a picnic table instead of a sandbox on all but my smallest set.

Let me BUILD you a new swing set using Pressure Treated lumber. You never have to stain it (you can if you want to, but you don't have to). 

Pressure treated wood is HEAVY! Pick up a regular 2x4, which weighs more than cedar. Now pick up a PRESSURE TREATED 2x4. It's even heavier!  

My sets are ROCK SOLID!

Depending on your budget, on your yard size, and on your kids' sizes, I have three different sets:

The PAPA BEAR! Two decks: 4 feet high and 5 feet high. It's like two rooms up there! Balcony on the upper deck. Pirates call this a look out. Long slide from upper deck. You get a picnic table instead of a sand box. You need 22 feet long by 19 feet wide. The monkey bars option adds 8 to the width.  If your space is longer and skinnier, we can move the slide to the side opposite the swing bar. $1499 *	The MAMA BEAR! One deck, 4 feet high. Standard length slide. You get a picnic table instead of a sand box. You need 19 feet long by 19 feet wide. The monkey bars option adds 8 feet to the width. If your space is longer and skinnier, we can move the slide to the side opposite the swing bar.  $1169 *	The BABY BEAR! Smaller deck, 4 feet high. Standard length slide. No roof. No picnic table. You need 22 feet long by 8 feet wide. The monkey bars option adds 8 feet to the width. The cargo net adds 2 feet to the length.  Ignore the blocks under the front feet. This is a temporary installation for pictures. Yours will be ROCK SOLID! $727 *
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ALL THREE SETS: You get a rock climbing wall. And a ladder. You get room for FOUR swing positions. I provide two sling swings. I provide a third pair of hangers, where you can add a baby swing, a trapeze, a baby sitter swing, etc. On the far out position you can add a glider, a disk swing, or a tire swing. These come with their own brackets and hangers. Delivered! And Assembled!  No cedar! ROCK SOLID pressure treated lumber! Don't forget that you need a safety zone all the way around.  * Prices are plus tax, and there are surcharges for distant locations, for site leveling, and for sites with difficult access. Call me and we'll talk.   T O W E R   O P T I O N S : Monkey Bars Option.  Ask any kid: Who would EVER climb the ladder to get in when you could use the monkey bars??? Only $148 extra. Disney / Pixar CARS package. Shown in the "more pictures" on my BABY BEAR set. You get a steering wheel that LOOKS like a steering wheel, not just a disk. And the steering wheel is on a Dashboard! The dashboard has a speedometer, a fuel gauge, a hard-to-explain oil temp gauge, and other stickers that your kid can apply. You also get a checkered-flag themed magnetic chalk board. Bring your own magnetic letters and chalk. Only $49 extra. Cargo Net Option.  Yet another way to climb. Only $161 extra. Available only on Papa Bear. Wooden Roof Option. Replace that tarp with a wooden roof. Only $185 extra. Available only on Papa Bear. S W I N G   O P T I O N S:   Rocket Glider Option. Shown on my BABY BEAR set. Teaches two kids cooperation. Hangs on chains, not ropes. Only $138 extra. Tire Swing Option. Shown on my BABY BEAR set. Must be in the fourth swing position, away from the swings. Only $137 extra. Disk Swing Option. Shown on my PAPA BEAR set.  Must be in the fourth swing position, away from the swings. Only $29 extra.

Call The Honey-Do Man! 

Call 412-758-0912.

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