I Build ROCK SOLID Swing Sets!

They Cost About The Same As Store-Bought Sets,

BUT MINE ARE DELIVERED! 

AND ASSEMBLED!

AND ROCK SOLID! 

Yet some people ask, "Your prices are good, but how much for you to assemble it?"

NOTHING! My prices INCLUDE assembly!


 

PART ONE: Don't Make These Swing Set MISTAKES!!!


 

1. CEDAR SUCKS!

Don't buy a swingset kit at a toy store made of cedar. Cedar is very light, for shipping purposes. These sets are very flimsy. Big kids can't swing. YOU can't climb up in there with your kids.

The wood is so soft and thin that it can split. Screws can pull out. 

And why do they tell you to stain it every year? Where does all that old stain go? Just check your kids' pants! 

PROOF That Cedar Sucks!

Go to craigslist, and search for swing sets for sale. Notice that nobody EVER sells a used cedar swing set that was originally sold as a kit! All you see are huge sets made of pressure treated lumber, which you must haul away and reassemble. 

Toys-R-Us sells dozens of different kits, and they're all cedar. I bet each store sells dozens of each model each year. What happened to them all? Are they worthless after five or ten years? Do people just cut them up and throw them in the trash? You DO see people selling just the slides, rocket gliders, and tire swings. Why aren't they selling the entire set?


 

2. Don't buy a swing set that YOU have to assemble!

You have to haul it home, or you have to pay for delivery. And "Delivery" means to your driveway. You still have to get those big boxes to your back yard.

Then you have to assemble it! You will save some money, but you'll spend that money on Tylenol, bourbon, and marriage counseling. 

Don't believe me? Read the customer reviews. Some companies don't even label their pieces! If you are lucky enough to buy from them, it will take two hours just to open the boxes and sort the pieces! The customer reviews for this set say it took a handyman 14 hours. It might take you longer. 

If you ask the uncles for help, it WILL take you longer! You will all be fighting over the book, and discussing strategies and techniques.

And the BOOK! It's 48 pages! And I don't mean half English and half Spanish, either!


 

3. Don't hire an installer!

The set in the previous two pictures lists for $1200. Assembly could cost about 50% of the set's price.

Of the set's FULL RETAIL PRICE, that is. If you buy a set on sale, it doesn't get any cheaper or easier to assemble just because you bought it cheaper! I've had people buy a set on sale for $300 who were SHOCKED when they heard assembly would be $300. "But that's what I PAID for the whole set!"

That $1800 set could cost $600 for assembly. 

Even if he does a perfect job, you will still end up with a cedar set that will not last. 

That's more money than my biggest set! And my set is NOT made of cedar!

If you decide to go this route, at least promise me you will check his insurance. 

(PS - Don't ask the store to install it, either! I asked how much Toys-R-Us charges, and you won't believe it! They charge $175 PER HOUR! I guess they have lawyers doing it between cases! Can you imagine them taking 18 hours, and hitting you for $3,150??? What would be their motivation to hurry up? Why wouldn't they drag their feet and crank it up to 20 hours? Unbelievable!)


 

4. Get a rock WALL!

Is that a rock LADDER? What are those gaps? Is that so they don't have to provide a rock wall AND a ladder? Why wouldn't your kid just climb this "slat ladder"?

My rock wall is a WALL!

5. Don't buy a swing set that has a sandbox!

A sandbox is great, until cats start using it at night.

If you want a sandbox, get one with a lid, and keep it NEXT to your swing set.


 

6. Don't Buy A Used Swing Set On Craig's List.

They ALWAYS say you have to disassemble it and haul it away. They usually have rusty hardware and some rotten wood that YOU must replace.

Most people think complete disassembly would not be necessary. Wouldn't you think that you could remove the swing beam, the ladder, and the rock wall, and then move the tower in one big piece? But the components are so big, you will soon realize that this was a half-baked strategy.


 

You Are Now SMART!!!

You have now been educated. You can safely buy a swingset without making any of those common swingset mistakes.

My swingsets don't make those mistakes either! 


 

PART TWO: Let Me Build You A ROCK SOLID Swing Set!


 

Depending on your budget and on your yard size, I have three different sets.

The PAPA BEAR!
Our BIGGEST Set!

Two decks.

Balcony on the upper deck.

Can accommodate the long slide

Base price $1599.

CLICK HERE!


 

The MAMA BEAR!

One deck, 4 feet high.

Standard length slide.

You get a picnic table instead of a sand box.

Base price $1299.

CLICK HERE!


 

The BABY BEAR!

Smaller deck, 4 feet high.

Standard length slide.

No roof.

No picnic table.

Base price $1099.

CLICK HERE!


 

Sincerely,

Ken Whitaker, HDM

Registered Home Improvement Contractor with the PA Attorney General: PA077766

Insured

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